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Kangana On Prime Time, Rhea In Jail; #SSR Case? What’s That? By RKB

In Blog, Bollywood, Featured, Mumbai, Rajiv K Bajaj
September 14, 2020
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?Love and other drugs
?It’s awful being in love! If what has happened to Rhea Chakraborty is any indication love may or may not kill you but it can send you to Byculla Jail.
?What did she do really?
?When you sieve through all the chaff all you get is a silly girl, in love with this amazing young man just organising his daily “fix”
?It’s like buying a drink for the man you love
?If alcohol had been illegal more than half the wives and girlfriends whose husbands and boyfriends died of cirrhosis of the liver would be in jail!
?So what have we got?
?After the “HEX-LUSIVE” “in-your-face” “intravenous-investigation ” of “SCREECHING TV”?
?Sushant Singh Rajput didn’t have ₹15 crore
?So Rhea Chakraborty couldn’t have stolen it
?Sushant Singh Rajput smoked weed
?Rhea arranged for some weed for Sushant
?Both sometimes smoked weed together
?Rhea Chakraborty is therefore charged with procuring and smoking weed!
?The things people do for love!
?And that begs the question where does Kangana Ranaut fit into all this?
?She is a self confessed drug addict
?But she is not in jail
?That’s because she was not in love with Sushant Singh Rajput
?And whatever drugs she did, she did with people other than Sushant Singh Rajput
?In effect its OK to smoke weed or do drugs as long as you didn’t do it with the Sushant Singh Rajput?
?Now is that the reason why Kangana Ranaut compared Mumbai to Pakistan Occupied Kashmir?
?Legend has it the best weed in the world comes from PoK
?Maybe she was confused!
?I know I am confused!
?The case is of abetment to suicide of Sushant Singh Rajput
?As in his weed smoking led him to hang himself from a ceiling fan that was not high enough (I have always hated ceiling fans)
?That’s where Kangana Ranaut…OUCH NO!!!!…that’s where Rhea Chakraborty is allegedly involved in procuring and smoking the weed that led Sushant to kill himself
?And Kangana Ranaut?
?Did she smoke the same weed?
?No she didn’t
?Was she part of this weed smoking threesome zonked out of their minds with Goa fumes?
?Again you’ve got me there…she didn’t even know SSR or Rhea Chakraborty
?So how is Kangana Ranaut part of the SSR story?
?Did she promise to pay SSR ₹15 crore and did not?
?No
?Did Kangana Ranaut investigate the death of SSR independently and solve the case?
?She does not do that; she is Jhansi Ki Rani
?But wasn’t Jhansi Ki Rani martyred on June 18, 1858?
?Yes
?So how is Kangana Ranaut part of Sushant Singh Rajput’s story? Is Kangana Ranaut from Bihar?
?No she is from Himachal Pradesh
?But I thought you said she is Jhansi Ki Rani; is Jhansi in Himachal Pradesh?
?No
?So Jhansi is in Bihar where Sushant Singh Rajput came from?
?No
?Now I am bewildered
?It’s simple; Kangana Ranaut is part of every story where she can say “look what they’ve done to me; look at me; look at me; look, look, look at me”
?And when you start to look, what happens?
?Then you become part of Babur’s Army
?But didn’t Babur die in 1530? ….never mind…
?So what really happened to Sushant Singh Rajput ?
?Sushant Singh Rajput? Huh? Who’s that?